Operator of this fine digital mess:
ctrlalt.dad
Markus Gabriel
Im Gässli 17
8162 Steinmaur
Switzerland
Contact:
Email: salzamt@ctrlalt.dad
Phone: +41 79 956 00 06
Responsible for content:
Also me. See above. Because apparently I can’t clone myself (yet).
Small Print (The Dad Edition)
This site is run out of Switzerland, fueled by caffeine, questionable humor, and an operating system that crashes twice a week. I do my best to keep things accurate, but if you’re using anything here to make life decisions (or fix your emotional firmware), that’s on you.
Copyright
Everything here — posts, graphics, random tangents — is under my ownership unless otherwise credited. If you want to share something, go for it, but please give a nod back to ctrlalt.dad. If you steal it wholesale, may your devices forever reboot during firmware updates.
Liability for links
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