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Privacy Policy

Who’s behind ctrlalt.dad?

Hi. I’m the guy running this site from somewhere in Switzerland. This website is basically my digital garage — sometimes there’s useful stuff, sometimes it’s just piles of old thoughts covered in dust. Either way, I take your privacy seriously, because I wouldn’t want someone rummaging through my data either.


What data do I collect?

  • When you visit: Your browser sends over things like your IP address, the time you stopped by, and what pages you poked around on. Standard web server logs.
  • When you email me: Whatever you put in that message — including your email address and any dad jokes or questionable confessions you choose to share.
  • Cookies: Tiny bits of data that help the site run. They’re basically post-it notes your browser sticks to itself so it remembers stuff (like if you’re logged in or set a preference). I don’t use them to stalk you. I have better things to do, like overanalyze my lawn.

Why do I collect it?

  • To make sure the website actually works and doesn’t implode.
  • To see what pages people like (or ignore), so I can waste my time writing more of what might be interesting.
  • To reply if you reach out.
  • To comply with whatever privacy laws Europe comes up with next Tuesday.

Who gets to see your data?

  • Me: I’m not selling your info to anyone. Not even if they offer me a fancy grill.
  • Service providers: My hosting company and maybe some tools like analytics services (e.g. Google Analytics) process data so this site doesn’t look like it was built in a shed. They have their own privacy policies, naturally.
  • Authorities: If a Swiss judge knocks on my door holding a serious-looking piece of paper, I’ll comply. Otherwise, your secrets are safe.

How long do I keep stuff?

As long as it makes sense. Server logs typically cycle out after a few weeks. If you email me, I’ll have that in my inbox until the heat death of the universe (or until I clean up).


Your rights

You can ask me:

  • What data I have on you
  • To correct or delete it
  • To stop using it
  • Or to send it somewhere else (data portability, fancy term)

Just email me at salzamt@ctrlalt.dad. I’ll respond as quickly as a distracted dad can.


This policy might change

Because the internet evolves faster than my ability to grow a respectable beard. If I update this, I’ll post it right here.


Questions?

Shoot me an email: salzamt@ctrlalt.dad