Who’s behind ctrlalt.dad?
Hi. I’m the guy running this site from somewhere in Switzerland. This website is basically my digital garage — sometimes there’s useful stuff, sometimes it’s just piles of old thoughts covered in dust. Either way, I take your privacy seriously, because I wouldn’t want someone rummaging through my data either.
What data do I collect?
- When you visit: Your browser sends over things like your IP address, the time you stopped by, and what pages you poked around on. Standard web server logs.
- When you email me: Whatever you put in that message — including your email address and any dad jokes or questionable confessions you choose to share.
- Cookies: Tiny bits of data that help the site run. They’re basically post-it notes your browser sticks to itself so it remembers stuff (like if you’re logged in or set a preference). I don’t use them to stalk you. I have better things to do, like overanalyze my lawn.
Why do I collect it?
- To make sure the website actually works and doesn’t implode.
- To see what pages people like (or ignore), so I can waste my time writing more of what might be interesting.
- To reply if you reach out.
- To comply with whatever privacy laws Europe comes up with next Tuesday.
Who gets to see your data?
- Me: I’m not selling your info to anyone. Not even if they offer me a fancy grill.
- Service providers: My hosting company and maybe some tools like analytics services (e.g. Google Analytics) process data so this site doesn’t look like it was built in a shed. They have their own privacy policies, naturally.
- Authorities: If a Swiss judge knocks on my door holding a serious-looking piece of paper, I’ll comply. Otherwise, your secrets are safe.
How long do I keep stuff?
As long as it makes sense. Server logs typically cycle out after a few weeks. If you email me, I’ll have that in my inbox until the heat death of the universe (or until I clean up).
Your rights
You can ask me:
- What data I have on you
- To correct or delete it
- To stop using it
- Or to send it somewhere else (data portability, fancy term)
Just email me at salzamt@ctrlalt.dad. I’ll respond as quickly as a distracted dad can.
This policy might change
Because the internet evolves faster than my ability to grow a respectable beard. If I update this, I’ll post it right here.
Questions?
Shoot me an email: salzamt@ctrlalt.dad